Last night Birdie partially shaved off one of her eyebrows and when I noticed it I was like, "dude, what happened to your eyebrow."
"No really, what did you do to your eyebrow, Birdie?"
"Nothing, I don't KNOW what you're talking about."
I took her to the bathroom, pointed to the naked skin above her eye and said, "what, did it fall out all on it's own?"
"Yes, I wasn't doing anything and it just magically came off. I was doing my statue of literby puzzle when it all fell off!"
"Statue of literby?, you mean Statue of Liberty."
"NO! Statue of literby, mama PAY ATTENTION"
*Holy shit, she did not just shake her finger at me and tell me to PAY ATTENTION, who's child is this anyway and why is she living in my house!*
"Fine, Statue of literby....whatever, I know it didn't just fall out on it's own so tell me what happened right now or else I will give all of your Barbies to your baby sister and tell her they all need haircuts!"
"Okay, okay, I was just putting on make-up when I was upstairs with Daddy."
"But that was 3 hours ago, how didn't he notice you were shaving off your....., never mind, I'll kick him in the nut sack later, show me what you used."
*Runs upstairs and whips out a lady bic*
"It wasn't my fault mama, it was just an accident and it was Daddy's fault cause he didn't supervistited me."
"You mean supervise."
"No mama, you just don't listen."