Last night Birdie partially shaved off one of her eyebrows and when I noticed it I was like, "dude, what happened to your eyebrow."
*Silence*
"No really, what did you do to your eyebrow, Birdie?"
"Nothing, I don't KNOW what you're talking about."
I took her to the bathroom, pointed to the naked skin above her eye and said, "what, did it fall out all on it's own?"
"Yes, I wasn't doing anything and it just magically came off. I was doing my statue of literby puzzle when it all fell off!"
"Statue of literby?, you mean Statue of Liberty."
"NO! Statue of literby, mama PAY ATTENTION"
*Holy shit, she did not just shake her finger at me and tell me to PAY ATTENTION, who's child is this anyway and why is she living in my house!*
"Fine, Statue of literby....whatever, I know it didn't just fall out on it's own so tell me what happened right now or else I will give all of your Barbies to your baby sister and tell her they all need haircuts!"
"Okay, okay, I was just putting on make-up when I was upstairs with Daddy."
"But that was 3 hours ago, how didn't he notice you were shaving off your....., never mind, I'll kick him in the nut sack later, show me what you used."
*Runs upstairs and whips out a lady bic*
"It wasn't my fault mama, it was just an accident and it was Daddy's fault cause he didn't supervistited me."
"You mean supervise."
"No mama, you just don't listen."
Those darned supervisiters...
ReplyDeleteMy mom use to call them "snoopervisers" :-)
ReplyDeleteI wonder why shaving or cutting off hair facinates kids so much? I remember my son giving himself a haircut because "it was too long and I don't like the way you cut my hair!". That little shit! To this day he still cuts his own hair and he's 27 now.
ReplyDeleteI know what you mean. Birdie cut her hair a couple of years ago right before her dance recital. I could have choked her!!!
ReplyDeleteOk, I couldn't help myself. I had to see where you were cheating on your myspace readers.
ReplyDeleteThis was hilarious. My oldest did the same thing but she was like 16. Her sister wrote a poem for her graduation party and worked that little incident into it.
Hmmmmm, good idea. Birdie would hate that. Definitely worth doing ;)
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